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posted by Albert @ 7:17 PM 0 comments
I'm not sleeping. Doctor said that I am infected by a "slow blink" virus! Each blink takes about 1 hour...
posted by Albert @ 9:34 AM 0 comments
In order for you to understand Computer better, I shall speak in Computer Binary language: 101000011111.....
posted by Albert @ 9:32 AM 0 comments
Teacher, you are not very decisive! You said 1 + 3 = 4 yesterday and today, you said 2 + 2 = 4! Can you make up your mind?
posted by Albert @ 9:31 AM 0 comments
My new business venture: Tattoo ad space for rental!
posted by Albert @ 7:48 AM 0 comments
When superman was a young boy, he was like any other boy who hated taking bath. As such... "Young man, you better zoom in to take a quick bath or you are grounded!"
posted by Albert @ 10:58 PM 0 comments
I'm afraid that I will lose my resume, so I got it tattoo on myself. Do review them!
posted by Albert @ 11:18 AM 0 comments
Ad space for sales. Please contact: "XXX Toilet Ad Inc". We are always there for you!
posted by Albert @ 2:39 PM 0 comments