My new business venture: Tattoo ad space for rental! 

When superman was a young boy, he was like any other boy who hated taking bath. As such...

"Young man, you better zoom in to take a quick bath or you are grounded!"  

I'm afraid that I will lose my resume, so I got it tattoo on myself. Do review them! 

Ad space for sales. Please contact: "XXX Toilet Ad Inc". We are always there for you!